Weird Portland Pub Tour

If you’re tired of the usual “historical walking tour” and want to see Portland’s true colors, the Weird Portland Pub Tour offers a playful, lively look at the city’s eccentric side. This tour isn’t just about sipping craft beers — it’s about enjoying Portland’s quirky neighborhoods, uncovering its bizarre stories, and enjoying some of the best local brews in a fun, friendly setting.

What we really like about this tour is how it combines offbeat storytelling with great beer. The guide’s engaging tales about Bigfoot sightings, exploding whales, and Portland’s unique neighborhoods make the experience memorable. Plus, the stops at renowned breweries and iconic food cart pods add a flavorful edge to the walk.

A potential consideration is that the tour feels light on “weirdness” for some, with a few reviews suggesting the bars aren’t as bizarre as expected. Those looking for extreme oddities might want to temper expectations, but for most, the fun lies in the mix of stories, local culture, and good drinks.

This experience suits travelers who enjoy lively walks, local food and drink, and stories that showcase Portland’s weird and wonderful personality. It’s perfect for those seeking an engaging, authentic way to start their Portland adventure.

Key Points

• A 3-hour walking tour through Portland’s Hawthorne and Division neighborhoods
• Explore local breweries, food cart pods, and hidden neighborhood gems
• Dive into Portland legends, from Bigfoot to erupting volcanoes
• Guided by a knowledgeable local who keeps the stories lively and fun
• Cost-effective way to experience Portland’s quirky culture and craft beer scene
• Suitable for most travelers aged 21+; private tours available

Discover Portland’s Quirky Spirit

We loved the way this tour combines informative storytelling with lively local flavor. It’s not just about drinking beer — it’s about understanding what makes Portland different, quirky, and proud of its weirdness. You’ll be introduced to some of Portland’s highest-rated breweries, like Baerlic Brewing, where the natural wood decor and NW vibe set a welcoming tone. The guide kicks off with tales of local legends—like exploding whales and famous hijackings—adding a layer of local lore that’s both humorous and surprising.

One thing that stands out is the laid-back atmosphere of the stops. At Baerlic Brewing, you can sample award-winning beers while soaking in the hip environment. It’s a perfect start, giving you a taste of Portland’s craft beer scene without feeling rushed. The guide’s storytelling makes each stop more than just a drink; it’s a window into Portland’s history, culture, and love of the bizarre.

Next, the tour takes you to Hawthorne Asylum, a food cart pod named after an old mental hospital, with old brick walls and barbed wire fencing that echoes its namesake. This eerie setting adds a layer of fun and curiosity. Here, you can grab a snack or drink, and appreciate the neighborhood’s quirky vibe.

Exploring the Neighborhoods

The Hawthorne and Division neighborhoods are bustling hubs of Portland’s creative and eclectic spirit. Walking through these areas, you’ll notice murals and street art that are as vibrant and varied as the stories the guide shares. The tour’s focus on art and murals complements the drinking stops, creating an immersive experience where visual culture and local legends blend seamlessly.

The next brewery stop, Lucky Labrador Brewing Company, is a Portland classic. Here, you can enjoy another local brew while hearing more tales about Portland’s eccentric history and culture. The guide’s lively narratives keep the atmosphere light and fun, making it easy to chat and make new friends in the group.

The final stop is at McMenamins Barley Mill Pub, a spot famous for embracing Portland’s “keep Portland weird” motto. Adorned with unusual artifacts and a quirky decor, this pub caps off the tour perfectly. It’s a great place to wind down, order some food, and reflect on the stories and beers of the evening.

The Experience in Detail

The itinerary is designed to balance sightseeing, storytelling, and tasting. Each stop lasts around 30 minutes — enough time to enjoy your drink, soak in the ambiance, and listen to the guide’s tales. The total duration of approximately 3 hours makes it a convenient outing, especially if you’re just arriving in Portland or want an engaging start to your trip.

The group size is capped at 18 people, fostering a friendly, intimate environment where everyone can participate and ask questions. The tour is operated rain or shine, so dress appropriately for Portland’s often unpredictable weather.

The cost of $38 per person offers good value — considering the guided storytelling, visits to well-known breweries, and the inclusion of local tips for further exploration. You’re not just paying for drinks but for a curated, authentic experience of Portland’s lively neighborhood culture.

What the Reviews Say

The response from past participants is overwhelmingly positive. One reviewer called it the “best birthday weekend” because of how much fun and quirky knowledge they gained, praising the guide for making it an excellent Portland introduction. Another described it as a “fun walking tour” with perfect beer and food stops, emphasizing the engaging stories and lively atmosphere.

Others appreciated the local guide’s knowledge, noting that Otniel made the experience entertaining and informative. Several reviews highlight the good value for money, with many mentioning that they learned a lot about Portland’s legends and culture without feeling the tour was over-priced.

A minor point raised by some is that the bars “weren’t as weird as expected,” but most felt the overall experience was well-organized and engaging. The mix of breweries, food carts, and stories kept things lively and entertaining.

Practical Details & Tips

• Tours are booked about a month in advance on average, so plan ahead if you want to secure a spot.
• The tour starts at Baerlic Brewery and ends at McMenamins Barley Mill Pub, both easy to reach by public transportation or car.
• The tour operates in all weather conditions, so dress in layers and prepare for Portland’s typical drizzle.
• Participants must be 21 or older — a beer tour, after all.
• Gratuities are not included, so tipping your guide for good storytelling and service is appreciated.
• Private tours are available if you prefer a more personalized experience.

The Sum Up

The Weird Portland Pub Tour is a lively, affordable way to get to know Portland’s neighborhoods, people, and stories. It’s ideal for travelers eager for a mix of local craft beer, street art, and eccentric legends. Whether you’re in town for a weekend or just arriving, this tour offers a balanced blend of fun, culture, and good drinks.

You’ll love the knowledgeable guides who keep the stories engaging, the chance to sample Portland’s best breweries, and the chance to see neighborhoods that are full of surprises. It’s a fantastic starter experience that sets the tone for a trip filled with quirky discoveries and memorable moments.

If you’re someone who appreciates authentic local culture, enjoys good conversations over a pint, and wants to add a dash of Portland’s weirdness to your trip, this tour fits perfectly. It’s a good value and a fun way to start or break up your Portland visit.

FAQ

Is this tour suitable for non-drinkers?
This tour is designed for those 21 and older and involves sampling beers. Non-drinkers might find it less suitable, but they can still enjoy the neighborhood walk and storytelling.

How long does the tour last?
The tour lasts approximately 3 hours, including stops.

Where does the tour start and end?
It begins at Baerlic Brewing & Taproom and ends at McMenamins Barley Mill Pub, both in Portland.

Can I cancel the tour if my plans change?
Yes, free cancellation is available up to 24 hours in advance for a full refund.

Is the tour accessible via public transportation?
Yes, both meeting points are near public transit options.

Are pets allowed on the tour?
No, pets are not permitted, though service animals are allowed.

What should I wear?
Dress appropriately for Portland’s weather — layers, waterproof clothing if rain is forecasted.

Are private tours available?
Yes, private tours can be arranged for a more personalized experience.

The Weird Portland Pub Tour blends good humor, local lore, and craft beer into a memorable 3-hour adventure. It’s a fantastic way to see Portland’s neighborhood quirks, meet fellow travelers, and enjoy some of the city’s best beer in a lively, story-filled setting.